Here is a collection of jokes about clueless tourists, guides, store and inn keepers and everybody else. Feel free to contribute.

Here is a collection of jokes about clueless tourists, guides, store and inn keepers and everybody else. Feel free to contribute.
maybe all guides have experienced this. it’s very common..
on the way to the caves after short briefing…
local tourist: kuya, may tubig po ba sa loob cave?
guide: meron po, kaya nga po mas maganda na nakashorts at slippers tayo.
local tourist: mababasa po ba tayo?
guide: ???????????????
jaja.. anoh bah!
ahahahah,, nice