Here is a collection of jokes about clueless tourists, guides, store and inn keepers and everybody else. Feel free to contribute.
Shocking record of a typhoon that flooded part of Sagada
There’s a song in Sagada about an ark very much like Noah’s Ark. It’s a fun song perfect for small group bonfires. The song was written at the high school dorm sometime after the war — World War II. But while the song talks about monkeys without tails and a lot of other animals, the… Read more »
Posted on March 25, 2015 by Contributor
maybe all guides have experienced this. it’s very common..
on the way to the caves after short briefing…
local tourist: kuya, may tubig po ba sa loob cave?
guide: meron po, kaya nga po mas maganda na nakashorts at slippers tayo.
local tourist: mababasa po ba tayo?
guide: ???????????????
jaja.. anoh bah!
ahahahah,, nice